Samurai Jack - Spring

OMG so after some heavy meditation I decided to watch this episode of Samurai Jack and OMG this is the best cartoon to watch after heavy meditations. It is called the 4 seasons of death and Spring has sooo Many sexual innuendos. Like after he is walking into this "tunnel" of thorns it starts to bloom.

So like this is eluding to the uterus and the blooming of course meaning fertility. So that was like the first one not so bad right. But they get more raunchy here people OMG hide the chillins' and eat the Chitlins. So let's continue. 

So he keeps walking and at the end of this tunnel there is a . . .

surprise large beautiful violet flower. I think the flower is alluding to the good ole' va jay jay. If I remember Georgia O'keefe did a lot of paintings of flowers that she said represented Vaginas. And we know how crazy those O'keefes are. Well I do at least I know an O'keefe or maybe her name is O'queef. Well what ever old lady O'keefe is off of her rocker. So out of the flower comes a beautiful faeire woman.

 So know it starts getting interesting ehh!?! "Hubba hubba"! [Chet you fucking monkey, I am not sure if that is correct grammar]. So anyway then she tempts young samurai Jack in this beautiful Garden resembling the Garden of Eden. And she gets the better of him. But I mean she was saying stuff like:

"You are a hero, but what Replenishes you?"

And who can forget.

"To aid for you in your cause I have come to give you nourishment to provide for you."

And. . .

"Stay for a moment where it is peaceful, rejuvinate your senses, and regain your strengths."

So she leans back next to a clam moving stream to receive Jack to lay his head on her lap. Jack sits listlessly in the forest on her lap and then gazes up and sees this. . . 

I don't know about you folks but that looks like a good ole' fashion forest vagina. Complete with sparkles. Yay! Enjoy kiddies! So any way the camera goes back to the stream and now brightly colored flowers are flowing down it.

So the camera goes back to Jack and then all of a sudden he sees old man Aku come to make Jack lose his grip and shoot his load to quick i.e. Premature ejaculation. So then Aku comes to him in vision 2 more times and then he loses it and gets up (cums to fruition). And then our faerie woman turns in to a bitch and her and Jack end up fighting. So the innuendos came full circle here people. Astounding I would hate to see what Samurai Jack would do with racism, ohh wait they already did the episode where Jack is in Louisiana down in the bayous.

So I am about to watch more Samurai Jack. But i am leaving Japan November 4th!!!