Look at that shit
So I just saw my second Geji, and I am about to start crying. The first one I saw was like in a jar so I wasn't too worried about it. But this one is running around somewhere in this apartment with me. It was moving so fast I almost didnt even see it except for the fact that it was. . . MASSIVE!
As if having like a billion legs isn't enough to give me a heart attack, Geji can jump too. Man if that thing jumps on me I think ever organ in my body will fail simultaneously. Ahhh I think I can feel stuff crawling on me I am about to lose it. Someone save me I am too afraid to move. I have this feeling it's just going to fall of the ceiling and latch on to my face and I will run and jump off my friends balcony trying to escape the Geji. I want to find it and kill it, but I don't really want to find it at all. Man I think I am seriously about to start crying. . .
4 comments:
Man that's crazy. I read up on them. Moving 16 inches per second for something that big is pretty fast. But look on the bright side, at least they eat cockroaches and spiders. I didn't know you were an anti-bug person, and is that your first time seeing them?
That pic doesnt do that thing justice. They really are massive.
http://www.japanprobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/geji.jpg
-Brandon
WHOA! That thing is HUGE!
yeah, like brandon said, they don't harm humans and kill other insects such as spiders and cockroaches (definitely a plus) where have these things been all my life? but i don't blame you for being freaked out by the sight of them and the fact that they move fast as fuck.
-Nick
Hey - you are supposed to be the man!!!! hahaha - I miss you - sounds like you are having fun
xxoo
Carol
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